The original
The classic: blue, twelve stars and a phrase that says it all.
T-SHIRT · €23.90 / HOODIE · €39.90A little European indignation
I'm too
European
for this...
Proper holidays. Walkable cities. Degrees that make sense. A collection for wearing your opinions.
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THE DESIGN THAT STARTED IT ALL ★METRIC SYSTEM / PAID LEAVE / PUBLIC TRANSPORT / HUMOUR WITHOUT BORDERS
First collection · Final designs
Opinions that suit you.
Every design in the collection is available as a T-shirt and hoodie. Choose your size on each product page.
The Canadian
A white maple leaf, a red T-shirt and a very Canadian reaction.
T-SHIRT · €23.90 / HOODIE · €39.90
FUCK TRUMP — Bold Letters
Two words. Huge letters. No euphemisms.
T-SHIRT · €23.90 / HOODIE · €39.90
FUCK TRUMP — Rainbow Pride
Two words. Huge letters. Rainbow background.
T-SHIRT · €23.90 / HOODIE · €39.90
My Local Pub
An experienced pint and a pub with more history than some countries.
T-SHIRT · €23.90 / HOODIE · €39.90
Metric and Wrong — The Foot
A ruler, a foot and two ways to measure. Only one makes sense.
T-SHIRT · €23.90 / HOODIE · €39.90
Metric and Wrong — All Units
Length, mass, volume and temperature. Imperial chaos in four acts.
T-SHIRT · €23.90 / HOODIE · €39.90
Celsius — You’re Welcome
Zero freezes. One hundred boils. A laboratory beaker that keeps things simple.
T-SHIRT · €23.90 / HOODIE · €39.90
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T-SHIRT · €23.90 / HOODIE · €39.90FUCK TRUMP T-shirts & Hoodies
Two words. Two designs. T-shirts and hoodies.
One continent.
Many opinions.
One T-shirt.
Too European is inspired by the things we take for granted until someone asks why: trains, holidays, bread, or a bill that matches the advertised price.
Each garment is printed to order by our production partner. We are starting with T-shirts and hoodies and will expand the collection gradually.
Criticism with humour. Including at our own expense.Shopping questions
Perfectly reasonable questions.
Can I buy yet?
Yes. Every collection design has a T-shirt and hoodie. Choose your size and available colour on each product page.
How will production work?
Our production partner makes and ships each item after ordering. Check the materials and size guide on each product page.
What will it cost, and where will you ship?
Product pages show prices and taxes. Shipping and the final total are calculated for your address before payment. We sell to the European Union and the United States.
Is this an official European Union shop?
No. This is an independent humour and design brand, with no sponsorship or affiliation to European institutions.